Furniture Fix

I get asked questions like this on a daily basis....

Lady: "Do you have the item called 'Furniture Fix'?"

Me: "We did!...But I just sold the last one we had the other day." (keep in mind that I am helping another customer stuff a pillow in a sham because she doesn't think it will fit..")

Lady: "Oh shoot..." and she walks away while I apologize.

...Two seconds later I hear:

"Do you have the item called 'Furniture Fix'?"

WTH!?

Then...as I'm walking past her after I am done with my customer she says..

"By the way, there are other stores in the area that have them."

...? I knew that sherlock.

But because I was with another customer, I couldn't help you find one close to us. Sorry.